operation harelip BJ is a go
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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