I think I died a long time ago.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It's official drugs can't kill me
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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