They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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