I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he was CRYING into my vagina
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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