you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
