BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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