Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Randomize
