I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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