she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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