So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I understand Curling. That high.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
