that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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