We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
So much rum. So many feels.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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