There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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