I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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