"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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