How'd it feel making her break her religion?
ugly people sure do ruin things
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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