is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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