he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
My feet surprised me
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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