I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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