I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Randomize
