I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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