Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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