I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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