Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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