I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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