Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Porn is love you can see.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Boobs are out for the taking
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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