Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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