i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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