they call him Oral-B. enough said
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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