try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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