Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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