Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
where are my eyebrows?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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