It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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