Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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