Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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