i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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