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(646): View more from New York

ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!

(812): View more from Indiana

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(646): View more from New York

Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?

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(512): View more from Texas

what did gay clubs do before lady gaga

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(716): View more from New York

The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast

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(404): View more from Georgia

On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse

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(406): View more from Montana

It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.

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(315): View more from New York

found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level

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(250): View more from British Columbia

yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand

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(973): View more from New Jersey

MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead

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