why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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