I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
