She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Randomize
