oh god the rape fog is back!
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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