have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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