ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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