Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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