I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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