I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize
