hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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