Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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