Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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