i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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