if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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