haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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