Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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