He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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