id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
