Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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