haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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